What is Epoopo all about you ask? It is about everybody making money and everybody being happy! The hard-working team here at Epoopo has launched an innovative, unique program that rewards you for something that you do anyway. Pooping! You have to poop anyway, so you might as well get paid for it!

Coming soon! We just finished doing an interview with Crapper magazine. We will be posting it along with other press coverage as soon as we get some press coverage.

How does it work? We pay you every time you send us a shipment of your poop. Payment depends on total weight and quality, but the average is about $2 CPM (Cycles Per Month). We split this with you. Most people poop once a day, so if you are a regular pooper, you can expect around $30 a month from using Epoopo.

Earn bonu$ ca$h for referring celebrity poop!

BUT, you can earn much more than that! We will also pay you everytime a person or animal(more about this later) that you have referred sends us their poop. You also get paid for their referrals as well. This continues down 4 levels past your original referral. The payment scale is 10% for directs and 5% for indirects not including bonuses (see next section).

We accept your pet's poop as well!

We award special bonuses of up to 15% more for celebrity poop as it is in higher demand. We also pay regualr price for animal poop and 5% extra for exotic pet poop. WARNING! We have extensive testing facilities set up to catch any would be cheaters who think they can get by with labeling their own poop as Drew Carey's or Lassie's high-octane feces.

The rules have changed...get paid to poop!!

What do we do with all this poop? Simple. We sell it to fertilizer companies. It has long been known that human poop has far more nitrogen content than such staples as cow poop, chicken poop, bat poop, and even monkey poop. We pay more for celebrity poop because of the demand for it. Gardeners and farmers across the globe want to be able to say, "Yep, Pamela Anderson fertiliized these melons. That's why they are so big!"

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